Today, my wife got turned on by the muscular girl from the movie Encanto and asked me if I'd be willing to dress as her the next time we have sex. I love my wife and I enjoy sex as much as anyone, but she must have lost her mind if she thinks I'll wear a skirt so she can pretend I'm a woman. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my wife how we could spice up our sex life. She wants me to dress up and talk like Joe Exotic. No, she wasn’t kidding. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted to try something that would turn me on immediately. While I was in our bed, she came in, wearing only the underwear she took from our 13 year-old daughter's closet. Now she doesn't understand why I'm genuinely disgusted and don't want to have sex with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up in her clothes, with a wig and makeup. FML
Today, my horror movie-obsessed girlfriend hit a new level of crazy when she asked me to dress up as Ghostface during sex. FML
Today, my husband came home with a bunch of realistic-looking wigs for women. When I asked them what they were for, he said he wanted to spice up our sex life with them. When I told him I refused to wear a wig, he said in a very serious tone that I wasn't going to be the one wearing them, he was. FML
Today, my wife has been super into sex lately, she even let me try some of the stuff she said no to before, and even surprised me with some of the kinky stuff she’s always wanted to try. Sounds great, right? Nope. Turns out she was overcompensating from the guilt of also fucking my coworker. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, my wife was telling me about some kinky things she did with a previous boyfriend. Since my sexual adventures were fairly limited compared to hers, I commented that I would like to try that sometime. She said, "Why would we have kinky sex? We're already married." She was serious. FML
Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML
Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML
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Top comments
tokeup6969 4
I think your wife may have some secret bisexual/lesbian fantasies she wants to explore.
Aiden89 23
Wear a kilt
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Comments (7)
tokeup6969 4
I think your wife may have some secret bisexual/lesbian fantasies she wants to explore.
Jon Tessler 14
I think you are not being fair to indulge your wife's fantasies. wearing a skirt won't do anything to you or your "manliness". put your ego aside and give her what she wants
Aiden89 23
Wear a kilt
RichardPencil 32
You should do it -- and then talk about Bruno. Of course, if you don't do it, there's very little chance she'll find a muscular woman to scratch that itch.
vg 4
We don't talk about Bruno
RichardPencil 32
If you're naughty, you do ;)
Rake 18
MAybe there is more going on, under the surface..
ShortCaffinatedTitan 11
I have to wonder though, what has she tried for you? Maybe it'll be fun for you! Don't know till you try 😊
CowgirlWithHeart 16
You should try it, maybe you have a thing for having sex while wearing a skirt and you don't even know it.