Today, my racist grandmother was complaining that the new nurse at her nursing home is a black woman. I casually asked, "Is she cute?" I'm now out of the will. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML
Today, my racist, homophobic, generally degenerate grandmother visited. Within 20 minutes, she uttered multiple racial slurs, said Robert Downey Jr. will burn in hell for playing a black man in one of his movies, and yelled that she'd "whip the piss" out of me, after I asked her to leave. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, I had to explain to my grandmother why, "What a nice singing voice! He doesn't sound black at all!" is not a compliment. FML
Today, my grandmother updated her will. Previously, it denied inheritance to family members with non-white spouses, and any mixed-raced children. Now it does the same with politically correct terminology. She then bragged about how accepting she is in front of my Korean husband and our daughter. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to lecture me about discrimination. This is the same woman who lies about her grandchildren's race, and tried to convince a Jewish person that the Jews were responsible for the Holocaust. FML
Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML
Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML
Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. FML
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the17doctor 12
well...is she cute?
Captain0bv10us 0
Hopefully you have another grandma...
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Comments (69)
mikeymayhem_87 15
Is her large burning cross in the will? I wouldn't want that from a racist grandmother!!
teyyoshi 19
thankful to all of you guy #32 #34 #35 #67 i totally make sense of this FMl
xSorry_fml 10
Did you really want mothballs, granny panties, and a kkk handbook anyways?
Okayitwasme 0
My grandpa kept telling my mom she was out of the will. When he died, we found out he was fair and split it up right. He was just mad at her. (he was racist and mean too) It takes a bit to change a will. Make an appointment with a lawyer etc. So she was most likely just flapping her gums. Be good to her, she's old. No one is perfect, I'm sure it wouldn't take much to bring out the best in her. I did that to my grandpa, I brought out the best in him. He spent his last Christmas with us. It was also his first Christmas with us.
jmassing1 7
I'm outta my grandparents will cause I'm covered in tattoos, I heal ya!
itaimumwiro 8
I hope she dies a painfull death for her deeds
DanniMal87 3
Well if she's in a nursing home she can't have much but I say kill her before she can make the change!
tootsie68 22
Racist much?
cuddlebunny3548 11
Maybe you should make sure she wasn't a nazi
hateevryone 15
racist ass! ugh!