Today, my racist grandmother was complaining that the new nurse at her nursing home is a black woman. I casually asked, "Is she cute?" I'm now out of the will. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML
Today, my racist, homophobic, generally degenerate grandmother visited. Within 20 minutes, she uttered multiple racial slurs, said Robert Downey Jr. will burn in hell for playing a black man in one of his movies, and yelled that she'd "whip the piss" out of me, after I asked her to leave. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, I had to explain to my grandmother why, "What a nice singing voice! He doesn't sound black at all!" is not a compliment. FML
Today, my grandmother updated her will. Previously, it denied inheritance to family members with non-white spouses, and any mixed-raced children. Now it does the same with politically correct terminology. She then bragged about how accepting she is in front of my Korean husband and our daughter. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to lecture me about discrimination. This is the same woman who lies about her grandchildren's race, and tried to convince a Jewish person that the Jews were responsible for the Holocaust. FML
Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML
Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML
Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. FML
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the17doctor 12
well...is she cute?
Captain0bv10us 0
Hopefully you have another grandma...
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Comments (69)
HPbabe 0
So you'd take your grandmother's opinion on if she was cute or not? Well, whatever floats your boat I guess... But seriously, racism is awful. I wouldn't want to be part of the will anyway, if she was so willing to write you out over one comment you made.
HPbabe 0
Oh, and I do feel bad for you OP.:(
9R1NC3S5 0
She's obviously old, delusional, and American! Don't take it to heart.
iwadasn 33
...If by "American" you mean "Canadian."
Monkeybuttcream 4
Ask your Grandma if she knows when she is going to die so you can start making black babies.
9R1NC3S5 0
Wait. You're Canadian! That's impossible. We're not racist people! How in gods name is she racist?!???! We're the furthest thing from racist! Bup…bud she's quite obviously loosing it. She'll forget wut she said.
rubberduckie94 13
55-Do you realize how anti American your posts sound. I can not really call you a racist since we are a country of every race in the world but if your serious you are showing a huge prejudice towards us and all of it based on assumption, just Like all racists.
Petunia888 13
63: it would just be called prejudiced at this point.
OfficeNinja 5
Let's see here. I hate to generalize, but odds are pretty good your grandmother is not rich. Rich people don't go to a nursing home, they simply hire nursing staff that live in their home, or move into luxury upscale "retirement villages" complete with shuffleboard courts and golf carts for everyone. So by the time your mom or dad and all his/her brothers and or sisters get their cut of grandmas trailer, all that is left for you is the singing fish or chirping birds wall clock.
docscientist 10
She could have an extensive collection of nazi memorabilia...that could fetch a fair price.
jtown117 8
your grandma should go to hell. black people are the same as all of us
ariellejen 7
If you knew she was racist you shouldn't have done that, b@st@rd.
bizarre_ftw 22
Contest it on grounds of mental illness
Geneside 8
Feel your pain mate. Times like this you just suck it up and move on. I dont think i would of wanted anything from that old hag anyhow. Got booted from my grandfathers wil when i got engaged to my wife. Old prick he was =/
wildfiresgirl 7
You should rent the movie "American History X" and have her watch it. Might help change her racist ways.
Jaxx66 21
I personally liked "White Mans Burden"..