Today, my racist grandmother was complaining that the new nurse at her nursing home is a black woman. I casually asked, "Is she cute?" I'm now out of the will. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML
Today, my racist, homophobic, generally degenerate grandmother visited. Within 20 minutes, she uttered multiple racial slurs, said Robert Downey Jr. will burn in hell for playing a black man in one of his movies, and yelled that she'd "whip the piss" out of me, after I asked her to leave. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, I had to explain to my grandmother why, "What a nice singing voice! He doesn't sound black at all!" is not a compliment. FML
Today, my grandmother updated her will. Previously, it denied inheritance to family members with non-white spouses, and any mixed-raced children. Now it does the same with politically correct terminology. She then bragged about how accepting she is in front of my Korean husband and our daughter. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to lecture me about discrimination. This is the same woman who lies about her grandchildren's race, and tried to convince a Jewish person that the Jews were responsible for the Holocaust. FML
Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML
Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML
Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. FML
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the17doctor 12
well...is she cute?
Captain0bv10us 0
Hopefully you have another grandma...
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Comments (69)
SlickWillyTFCF 5
Once you go black....you lose your inheritance.
ninjacapo 2
And your first responce was "is she cute?"? Why wasnt it "wow grandma"
Uzairnw 4
Who asks their Grandmothers if their nurses are cute?
Dracoboxer357 36
People who use humour in an attempt to distract/defuse tense or uncomfortable situations?
Just_A_Panda 9
What if the nurse found out? Then it would be the time that it was about to go down...
sweetcheex666 6
Your surprised?
Confiner 0
The real question is would you have not said that just to stay in the will?
WhiteCivilRights 2
Ahhh yes, White people... the only people who are NOT allowed to preserve their countries and society. Why don't all you haters go scream at Japan for being too Japanese while you are at it. Go scream at Africa for being too Black. But Europeans/White people having that same right of maintaining their country's identity? OMG the horror!
meegal 12
You totally deserve it. i'm not saying racism is ok (it's not) i'm just saying there was no point in you saying that. You knew how your grandmother felt, but yet you purposely tried to get a rise out of her.
WhiteCivilRights 2
Having a flood of immigrants to White people's countries and forcing "diversity" on a people, brainwashing people into praising the destruction of our culture and the gradual decline of our ethnic society. Now THAT's "racism"... racism against White people.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Wha...what are you implying?????
TrashCan69 2
That's what you get, Mudshark.