Today, after spotting my ex-boyfriend's truck in a desolate parking lot, I decided to "decorate" the muddy side of it with a rather large male appendage. After checking around me to make sure there were no witnesses, I got to work. I probably should have made sure he wasn't sitting in the truck. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML
Today, when leaving my apartment, I instantly noticed there was a giant dump truck in our lot, which turned out to be directly behind my car. After making a 20-point escape from my parking space and getting to work late, my roommate texts me, "DUDE guess what I got last night." A giant dump truck. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend dumped sand into the crankcase of my truck and then filled it to the top with water after I dumped him for being immature and not respecting my things. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, while working at my truck stop, I helped a trucker check his tires. He seemed like a pretty nice guy, and we chatted for a bit. After he took off and I walked back inside, I went to clean the shower he was in before. Turns out he took a shit on the floor. His wife had been in there with him. FML
Today, in my tidy, small-town neighborhood, I parked my car 50 metres further back from my usual spot just across from our house on a half-empty public street, because it was taken. Apparently, someone didn't appreciate this. So much so, they put a used condom under my windshield wiper. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML
Today, out of pure desperation and loneliness, I went out with my ex-boyfriend. It ended with him hitting me and driving off with my car. He's in jail now. What was I thinking? FML
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omgshaylaaa 0
ydi op!! that's pretty imature!
FYLDeep 26
That was a total dick move on your part.
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Comments (90)
muchagente 5
did he like the painting?
MizzKrista 0
WOW! How the hell do you not see the guy in the truck..? And why the hell did he allow you to do it by not saying anything or trying to stop you..?
nayeli760 0
Exactly what I was thinking. OP ydi for being immature.
Luky13 0
maybe he wanted it on his car.
shadmed 0
There's a thing called moving on, you should try it.
SwordAce 3
agreed :P
zanguard 0
YDI for drawing a large foot on his vehicle.
unidentified_sta 5
I can't possibly think of any male appendages you could of drawn.
unidentified_sta 5
of-->have* I suppose...
Mire 0
You do know YDI means "you deserve it," correct? You just said, essentially, you you deserve it. Idiot.
BahahahLOL 0
Calm down Mire. It's called a mistake. Next time you make one, tell the closest person to slap you repeatedly.
IHeartJimi02 0
YDI for being so immature
tah12 0
sounds like you miss tha dick!!!
Cambly505 0
WTF? dude calm your life, she knows what she said. Quit throwing the word "idiot" around.