Today, when leaving my apartment, I instantly noticed there was a giant dump truck in our lot, which turned out to be directly behind my car. After making a 20-point escape from my parking space and getting to work late, my roommate texts me, "DUDE guess what I got last night." A giant dump truck. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML
Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML
Today, after waiting two hours for my landlord to leave so I could take a shit in peace, I sat down on the toilet. The doorbell immediately rang. It was my landlord, who wanted to let me know that he had just backed into my car. FML
Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML
Today, after spotting my ex-boyfriend's truck in a desolate parking lot, I decided to "decorate" the muddy side of it with a rather large male appendage. After checking around me to make sure there were no witnesses, I got to work. I probably should have made sure he wasn't sitting in the truck. FML
Today, while delivering for a building supply company, I was sent to an incorrect address. I attempted to turn around and got the 24-foot truck stuck in the mud. The homeowner left for work and then called the cops, saying someone was trespassing on his property. FML
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Top comments
RickySleeves 20
Where would you just get a giant dump truck??
Shadowvoid 33
Why and where does one get/have a commercial grade dumptruck?
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RickySleeves 20
Where would you just get a giant dump truck??
LoverWordsFood 27
City auctions have them, along with impounded vehicles and all the good stuff. You don't see them often but it's always interesting when you do see them. Unfortunately they usually look like shit since they've bwnn abused but it's a good steal if you're interested in making a vehicle look like new or whatnot.
Ted_brosby 4
And why would you get a giant dump truck?
UserOfTheMind 24
To crush your enemies bodies, of course.
Shamanskinator 15
Where did Peter griffin get a rocket?
Roskie 16
The screenwriters.
1947Chevy 17
I pass a 50s gmc dump truck all the time. They actually are not that hard to find
sonasonic 34
#49, finding one is one thing, owning one is another thing. An entirely other thing worth an FML.
EpicKassi 23
I agree with #1, and why would you spend money on it?
mds9986 24
Because it's a freaking dump truck. That's cool as hell. How many people can just say "yeah I have a dump truck."
TStiles 15
It's still not as cool as the people who own running tanks
Shadowvoid 33
Why and where does one get/have a commercial grade dumptruck?
jdtractor2012 11
I found one for sale in perfect condition, for just 5k. D.O.T plow trucks go up for sale every few years, as well as private contractor's dump trucks. and the question is not why... its why not? hell, you could turn that thing into a pool!
Polynomial 28
Most actually couldn't hold water, but colk it and lock the gate, you'd be in business.
S_Gnu 17
Yeah, that sounds like Texas
e_is_for_eli 12
as a born and raised Texan, I can verify that this is true.
slyde32 12
Texas sounds awesome
mustangbravo 27
Tell him to park it somewhere else!
wchil 14
but it is parked
chosha_fml 27
#32 Yes, and he should park it again...somewhere else. Somewhere that doesn't make it so hard for OP to get his car out.
renrioku 15
As if you hadn't noticed it already, where in the world does one just get a dump truck? I want one.
kbecks87 16
City auctions will have things like that from time to time
jdtractor2012 11
sell ya mine! haha
bethrh 49
you have a very inconsiderate roommate, was there not anywhere else he could have parked it?
TheGolfGTI 24
Why so down in the dumps OP? Now you have a giant dump truck :D
igg125 30
Ask him if he has insurance.
jberg583 12
Move all of his stuff into the back and say "DUDE, I got a new roomate!"