Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML
Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML
Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML
Today, I found a baby squirrel on the pavement and thought I'd try and rescue it. While I googled what to do, it started running around. I tried to grab it, but it ran straight into the path of a car. FML
Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
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whippymcdumb4zs 0
He was just trying to catch dinner.
nohugs4u 8
We all have that one crazy uncle
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Comments (158)
blackf150 0
I've never laughed that hard, thank you
Lookinforlove10 1
Atleast it wasnt a poor little fox or kitty cat.
_Krijs 5
More like F the squirrel's life...
taazer 12
I don't understand why people thumbs down the comments where people say ypur uncle is a horrible person? Because he really is!
neptune997 4
Size do matter.
HockeyNut101 1
Maybe he's a chipmunk
mattc96821 6
am i a bad person for laughing? lol
angel1234567 10
Hahaha lol I'm sorry but thats funny
Wtf91101 3
Love him! Get those little tree rats!
Wtf91101 3
FYI in the mountains of California squirrels are often carriers of bubonic plague. As in "the black death" that killed millions of people. Unless your a PETA vegan type we are cause the death of animals so why should squirrels count for more than a cow or a pig? Cooked properly they all taste great