Anon
Cork, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Den Haag, Netherlands
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
menstruation nation
Freak out
Today, my boyfriend flipped out when he saw a period tracker app on my phone. According to him, chicks only use those when they want to know when they’re the most fertile so they can “baby trap” a man. I have irregular cycles. The app helps me know when I should or shouldn’t expect a period. FML
Ultimate ultimatum
Anaheim, United States
Big red flag
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Anonymous
There's an app for everything
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
blood buddies
Milford, United States
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
O-|---<=~
Bellingham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad women's anatomy
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Chlo
RED ALERT
Today, I went on a first date. We had the same phone, and we'd put them down next to each other on the table. I get a message and we both look. It’s my period tracker telling me to be careful, because the floodgates are opening. FML
BurninLuna
A way out
Today, I found multiple dating apps in my boyfriend's phone, hidden in a folder with his calculator and calendar. His excuse? He said he was never going to meet up with any of them, he just needed to have a back-up plan. We have been together for five years and live together. FML
cek4uytp
United States
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
bitch
London, United Kingdom
Tracked
Today, I noticed that on the calendar in my boyfriend’s apartment, for every week of the months when I have my period are coloured in red and over them, in block capitals, he has written 'BEWARE'. FML
Top comments
mla2000 15
Wow....That's dedicated.
booze_n_bitches 37
...and when to buy you chocolate, I hope!
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mla2000 15
Wow....That's dedicated.
JMichael 26
I wanna know how accurate that is.
ImTheAlpha 30
Those apps can be kinda hit-and-miss. depends on cycle.
Adm_Twigs 19
I'd say well prepared!
Just_A_Tree 20
FYL because your boyfriend takes extra precaution so as to prevent a child you're (presumably) not ready for and/or future emotional trauma? I really don't see how this is an FML, he's taking an extra step in preventing a child. Can someone please educate me as to why this is bad?
sweetbliss3 37
Because he just can't ask? he has to go to extremes for this?
syed121417 22
When I got a fem tracker, I realized that if your body is mature enough, the time and regulation of your period is actually related to how you view your period. When I got the app and put in when I got my period for two months prior to that, I got immediately a date for when my next period was. That was about 6 months ago and ever since then it hasn't been even a day off in my case!
imapartypooper 15
What a bloody mess.
booze_n_bitches 37
...and when to buy you chocolate, I hope!
PrincessCastiel 27
Is this a monthly cycle for him?
desoxyn242 14
Would you rather be pregnant?
mrmcleod 29
#5 Contraceptives.
AshBash2211 14
My god if you think only having sex when you're on your period gets you pregnant... Just please ever have sex.
Vidnick452 8
That's a great idea!
hippodankamus 22
Commitment. He has it.
23lf 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
**** with him OP, tell him your period is late.
Kielnmsoftly 26
WHY? That is all.
DanShowsNoMercy 13
Does he make you have sex or does he bug you about it? That makes a huge difference.
Ian7890 23
ya making someone have sex is called rape
annarcheer 19
#15 has an excellent point. if she was made to I would hope shed leave him and have charges pressed.
supertacowaffle 41
That is dedication.