Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML
Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML
Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML
Today, I found a baby squirrel on the pavement and thought I'd try and rescue it. While I googled what to do, it started running around. I tried to grab it, but it ran straight into the path of a car. FML
Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
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whippymcdumb4zs 0
He was just trying to catch dinner.
nohugs4u 8
We all have that one crazy uncle
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Comments (158)
Cappiej 18
Oh deer...
mishkaroni 15
I see what you did
Cappiej 18
43 What the hell do you think about when someone says 'deer' ?!
sierralovesyou 0
Ha. Ha. Ha. I see what you did here ;)
MagicallyFat 12
So evil. I go out of my way to stop for squirrels
springbok_fml 2
you better run squirrel!
L_Lovegood 19
So awful to just go for the kill with no reason at all.
SteveTheJanitor 6
Maybe he has a reason no one will ever know
P374RD3D 9
PETA will be pissed... and that's good enough reason for me
j_cat187 20
People Eating Tasty Animals? Yea hemorrhaging blood vessels makes for a shitty steak
j_cat187 20
People Eating Tasty Animals? Yea hemorrhaging blood vessels makes for a shitty steak
j_cat187 20
People Eating Tasty Animals? Yea hemorrhaging blood vessels makes for a shitty steak
j_cat187 20
People Eating Tasty Animals? Yea hemorrhaging blood vessels makes for a shitty steak
rocker_chick105 31
A nice squirrel and roadkill soup for dinner, eh?
ThatGuyRory 9
What an absolute BOSS! Just to say, i doubt he was planning on hitting it, especially infront of his niece/nephew. So i doubt he's evil. I bet he would have died inside if he did. :L
saIty 17
Sounds like the kick-ass unc who would pop a few wheelies while driving.
MrsKitty86 9
I would say that, just to mess with someone, but I wouldn't actually hit an animal, lol! As long as he didn't hit the squirrel- absolutely hilarious!
Miss_Attitude96 24
So, if you hit the squirrel, would you express pity for it, too, or laugh maniacally like your psychotic uncle?
Zaffro 8
If it's a grey squirrel it's legal to kill them. In fact in the UK it's encouraged to kill them as they are causing huge problems for other wildlife including the red squirrel.
xXT9Xx 0
You look like a squirrel