Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML
Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML
Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML
Today, I found a baby squirrel on the pavement and thought I'd try and rescue it. While I googled what to do, it started running around. I tried to grab it, but it ran straight into the path of a car. FML
Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
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whippymcdumb4zs 0
He was just trying to catch dinner.
nohugs4u 8
We all have that one crazy uncle
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Comments (158)
Lovesglee 3
Well, thats funny.....in a creepy werid way.....poor Bambi and that squirrel dude.....
lidemocr 0
I'm with your uncle. I hate squirrels. They are nasty and carry disease.
WaSiSimiLang 8
**** you ignorant twat squirrels are harmless and more animals carry more diseases so stfu
Rabidkid 14
They are no were near harmles
Juggalette_623 9
They carry rabies, chew through house insulation and wires that cause house fires. You call that 'harmless'? You obviously don't live anywhere near squirrels or you'd know they are a pain in the ass. Cute, but a ******* pain.
steviesnm 6
I bursted out laughing at this. Am I a horrible person?
lil_vixxxen_for_ 0
30-lol kinda like ur penis
effedml 5
T'was funny.
stevenmx86 8
Pity for the deer? How about for the person who likely totaled their car because the stupid thing jumped out in front of them? People are ridiculous...
WaSiSimiLang 8
What the **** happened to being serious? Pity the squirrel and your uncle's a cruel two faced ******. Hate all you want, in my opinion all those who think what the uncle did was funny, thumbs down and go **** yourself. Not only did he try to run down a defenseless animal, he put 2 human lives at risk unnecessarily.
Livencountry 5
How exactly did he risk human life? A squirrel isn't going to cause that much damage if you hit it, a bloody tire at most.
WaSiSimiLang 8
What if the squirrel went up a curb or dashed past behind a fire hydrant? If the uncle swerved without seeing those things wouldn't it cause a crash?
Livencountry 5
Fire hydrant does not equal a squirrel. Just saying.
kabocha_cookie 0
This sounds like something out of a sitcom.
iEthan 5
•w• pay even more respects.
krysxkatastrophe 14
Deer > squirrel
Kendall_Cali97 8
Wow your uncle kinda sucks