Today, I found a "White Power" bumper sticker on the back of my car. I don't know what idiot thought it'd be funny to put it there, but now my neighbors think I'm a proud racist. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML
Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML
Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML
Today, it's been 3 days since I moved into my new house. I'm already known as the neighborhood racist, after some dicksplash thought it'd be funny to tape a sign to my door overnight that said: "DO NOT RING IF YOU ARE A NEGRO AND/OR JEW." FML
Today, I noticed my wife put a bumper sticker on our car that says "Cowboy butts drive me nuts." I've driven that car to work every day. FML
Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, some asswipe keyed a swastika into my car. Did I mention it’s a rental? FML
Today, I thought it would be funny if I put a 'Free if Hot-Wired' sign on my friend's car. I guess it worked. FML
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tyler_the_asiann 16
Go the extra mile and add an "I support trump" sticker just for the hell of it
MDoremis 38
At least they didn't add a confederate flag to the front of your house, too.
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Comments (32)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Did you by any chance piss someone off recently?
Mynxie 26
How is it racist to say you are proud to bd white and white power but it is OK say you are proud to be black and black power? Hypocrisy at its finest.
toolazytotype99 18
Damn straight
AC98 19
Because white power is associated with neo nazi movements and the kkk ? and black power isn't?
whysojealous 18
Well cause if you look from a history point of view, whites have always had power so to say "white power" people will assume you want white people to rule over everyone else but in the sense of "black power" it's for encouragement and empowerment, not trying to be racist but I can see your point of but being hypocritical but im guessing it's not meant to be something blunt
whysojealous 18
But be proud to be white or whatever race you are, just because people had an ugly history doesn't mean innocent people have to be put down cause that's racist
writerchic85 26
Because the only reason people say white power is because of black power. Just like the only reason anyone says straight pride is because of gay pride. No one felt the need to be proud of those things because they weren't singled out over it. Now that the oppressed groups are voicing their opinions the nonoppressed feel like they have to overshadow them...again
Jpres1 16
WD-40 Gets brand new bumper stickers off. You're welcome.
KestrelGirl 15
Mail order Black Lives Matter and Coexist sticker. Cover White Power sticker with both. In addition, custom make a sticker reading "If you're the a**wipe who stuck the White Power sticker on my car: f*** you." Profit.
dogsbreakfast 4
My question is why is white power considered racist but not black power?
Allornone 35
because white power has some severely negative historical connotations. Maybe if the people of the past hadn't burned so many crosses and killed so many innocent people in the name of white power, you'd be able to use the phrase now. Oh well.
Chazzster 32
A hair dryer helps in removing stickers - Just warm it up with the hair dryer and it will probably peel right off.
Whatapuffchild 23
So is Black Power racist too? Or is just being white and proud racist?
lovely234_fml 16
Pam, like what you spray the pan with, spray the sticker, wait ten minutes, spray again, wait and pull it off.
ArbiterOfFML 24
get a bigger sticker and put it over it.