Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one-year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait until marriage. Four hours later, he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, I found out the promise ring my boyfriend of 4 months gave me used to be his ex-girlfriend's. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
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Top comments
ashology101 0
why do parents think a ring will convince their dear daughter to keep her leg closed? it never works.
B52_fml 0
And that is why you don't do it in your parents' house.
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Comments (242)
nO__namE 0
You both fail. Also #82, 81 and 80 didn't say not to keep the promise. They just said not to lie about it.
zombiepeanut 0
You should have at least respected your dad and not have done under his roof.
nO__namE 0
I think he'd understand more if she didn't lie and say "LOLK I'M NOT HAVIN SEX" than if he expected his daughter to be a good little virgin then busted into her room to find her naked doing it in the butt.
hydronium 0
Some parents can be ridiculously controlling...you don't know if this person's father is one of the really controlling ones who it's hard to explicitly oppose.
Beth79 0
What's with all the hatin' on the dad? If she still lives with him and if he's still supporting her, he has every right to expect her to live by his rules and expectations. If she can't do that, she can find somewhere else to live. Come on now, guys, grow up. This is all entirely OP's fault, and so not a FML.
shabaloo 0
it's bad enough you break the promise... but 4 hours after you make it? you deserved that. i feel bad for your dad.
bevmo 0
you shouldn't have taken the ring.. thats disrespectfull. esp since you knew you weren't going to keep it
Zooma_fml 0
Hey just like the Jonas Brothers! Idiot.
Kamicase 0
Well, your father deserved it! Parents should support premarital Sex instead of telling all sort of tales and forbidding it to their children. When they allow it they have control and can prevent stuff from happening/ : O Jonas Brothers? OmfG! Southpark for the Win ^^
kellster 2
#90, she said that she "swore" to him that she wouldn't. That makes it a lie/broken promise/whatever you want to call it. If you're going to do what you're going to do, then at least be honest about it! Or else acknowledge that you're a dishonest twat and don't post on fmylife.com to complain about it!