Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one-year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait until marriage. Four hours later, he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, I found out the promise ring my boyfriend of 4 months gave me used to be his ex-girlfriend's. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
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Top comments
ashology101 0
why do parents think a ring will convince their dear daughter to keep her leg closed? it never works.
B52_fml 0
And that is why you don't do it in your parents' house.
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Comments (242)
lulu12step 0
your poor dad
socaldudette 0
thank youuu #41
mlif_iilwafyog 0
good on you. promise rings are for people who can't get laid. or for dumbasses.
Ribky 0
Not saying I waited for marriage, but if I was your dad you'd probably have been sent off to a convent and they'd never find his body. I know its a weird double standard, but from a parent's point of view its a little different.
h8crewdeathr0ll 0
aha good shit.
tipple 0
I agree that all this parental manipulation is childish and selfish. Parents should be guiding their children, not being manipulative dictators coercing their children to do whatever makes the parents happiest. OP, It would have been better if you could have said "no" to your father, but it sounds like he didn't give you that option. #121: Firstly, "Ho" is short for "*****" which means someone who gets paid money to have sex. OP was having sex with her boyfriend - therefore is not a "ho". Secondly, are you really saying you want to pick a wife that doesn't want to have sex? That's not nice. Please stay unmarried and don't inflict your perverted and misogynistic attitudes on some poor unsuspecting woman. Go back to your cave.
SuperBabyJesuz 0
There's always "doing it" behind the dumpster lol
Tennz 0
Aww, I would be so heart broken if I was in your father's shoes.
latereflex 0
if ur a dude; haha awesome if ur a chick: Ewww *****!
Chocolate_Chunk 2
If you're a dude: **** you If you're a chick: **** you
Scoochie 0
Your dad is ... weird ... :|