Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one-year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait until marriage. Four hours later, he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, I found out the promise ring my boyfriend of 4 months gave me used to be his ex-girlfriend's. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
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Top comments
ashology101 0
why do parents think a ring will convince their dear daughter to keep her leg closed? it never works.
B52_fml 0
And that is why you don't do it in your parents' house.
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Comments (242)
mattz_fml 0
*****. If I were your father, I would disown and disinherit you.
FeelYaFallinAway 0
I feel so bad for your dad!
sumdizzyfoo 0
haha making her promise not to was as sure a way to get that cherry popped as tryin to balance a balloon on a needle. I bet her boyfriend had a strong urge to thank her dad for the gift.
yeahyeahyeah28 0
fail.
Vtlacey 0
a promise ring to keep your virginity...hmm... bet that was an awkward conversation...
ejvlols 0
woww YDI lolz
xeniadw 0
Wow. Oh my goodness that is a true tribute to FML.
Yyz13 0
The only time parents should be involved in their kids sex life is if they have to deal with consequences. So, if you live with your parents and they pay for you they have the right to insure safe sex but not deny their kids something that is neccessary for human life. Abstinence means no babies which means no more people which means bye bye human kind. Before marriage safe sex is smart, but unless someone else has to pay for any children or STDs, it's entirely your choice. Still not smart doing it in
lmaofml7 0
Hahahahah. What is a freaking ring going to do? If I were a parent, I would give my kid some condoms and say "There's no way I can stop you, so, please just be safe." That's what parents should do.
Katlynnnn 0
Never have sex at your house..