Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one-year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait until marriage. Four hours later, he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, I found out the promise ring my boyfriend of 4 months gave me used to be his ex-girlfriend's. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
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ashology101 0
why do parents think a ring will convince their dear daughter to keep her leg closed? it never works.
B52_fml 0
And that is why you don't do it in your parents' house.
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Comments (242)
kismaa 0
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yeah the dad is stupid for thinking the promise ring would do anything but if she still lives with her dad chances are she's an equally moronic 16 year old.
Seegtease 0
Don't make promises you can't keep. If you can't avoid having sex, don't tell your dad you can't. He's going to be more disappointed if you promise him and break the promise than if you just tell him you can't make the promise to begin with. Therefore, it's your own stupid fault for picking the path of lying.
TheBitchOfChuckN 7
And the promise ring idea is sweet. It represents the family's trust. OP's gonna have a helluva hard time earning that again.
IHaveThePower 18
At no point is forcing someone to swear an oath giving them trust. OP didn't break any trust, she just ignored someone demanding she abide by a religious belief she didn't hold, which is totally reasonable. Kids aren't required to believe the same religious things their parents do, no matter how much their parents demand it.
Jimboom 12
Your own fault. You need to have a heart to heart with your Dad. Sounds like he just wants to protect his little girl but promise rings are a load of hookum and don't really mean anything. Especially when given by your father.
jaquelineel 5
Nice profile pic
Puolukka 4
Actually isn't a promise ring what a guy gives to a girl before they get engaged? A ring a Dad gives to his daughter for those waiting till marriage kinda purpose is a purity ring... Anyway...that sucks...lol...but you should have been honest with him and just rejected the ring...or did you honestly think he would never notice if you guys were doing it IN HIS HOUSE???
Scippap 0
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git_er_done 0
I just laughed out loud. I had to emphasize and not even use lol...just too funny.
soxgrl33 0
That's what you get for lying and breaking a promise. Karma. You deserve it.
TheBitchOfChuckN 7
Aaaaa-men to that.
texmas 0
Seriously? You had sex in your parents house four hours after lying through your teeth to your dad and accepting a gift in bad faith? What sort of stupid **** are you?
beckybecks20 8
Ooooh feisty.
RHCP24 11
#20 isn't saying tell your father you're already doing it, SHE is saying OP is a special kind of stupid for doing it in her parents house directly after accepting the PURITY ring (as someone else already pointed out) as for the grow a spine comment, no, best not to just pat Pa Dukes on the leg smile and say "too late, sorry"
definecrazy 0
Seriously, why would you even agree to wear a promise ring if you knew you weren't going to wait till marriage? Grow a spine.
Zommie 2
#21, your comments show me why I am losing faith in humanity you ******* retard. It doesn't matter if she wants to have sex or not. The issue is, is that she lied to her father. I have no sympathy for a liar, especially a child who doesn't care about her parents feelings. I hope you feel like a terrible person because that is what you are.
arms_akimbo 0
Maybe having sex when your parents are home is a dumb idea. Think of that?