Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one-year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait until marriage. Four hours later, he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, I found out the promise ring my boyfriend of 4 months gave me used to be his ex-girlfriend's. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
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Top comments
ashology101 0
why do parents think a ring will convince their dear daughter to keep her leg closed? it never works.
B52_fml 0
And that is why you don't do it in your parents' house.
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Comments (242)
Callyn 47
That blows. Your dad deserves that for thinking such an idiotic thing would work. It's good that you didn't inherit the abstinence is good bullshit.
alexithymia_fml 0
Why wouldn't you be straight up honest with your dad and tell him that you're not staying chaste until marriage? And then on top of lying to him and acting like you would do as he said, you went ahead and had sex while he was in the house? **** much?
kayronjm 0
Hahahahahahahahaha. Cool. But yes, come on, in this day and age. You should be responsible about your sex life in terms of safety and not playing around with other people's emotions, but for God's sake, you should also learn about yourself and about life's pleasures. It all adds to your maturity in the end so what the hell...your Dad should take it easy!!
MCart_fml 0
Her dad totally forced that on her, I mean what would you say to your dad if he pulled something like that? "Sorry, No."? This also sounds somewhat fake considering the South Park last week...
TheNameless_fml 0
Yeh, you kind of deserved that one. I think that if you're having sex already then you should at least be mature enough to tell your parents, "sorry, that ship has sailed" when they try to pull something like that. Instead you just made yourself look like a major heel.
L4m3r 3
Promise rings are stupid. What was your dad thinking? Every married man should know, the only jewelry that keeps a woman's legs closed is a wedding ring. Ha!
11grace18 5
and unfortunately, not even that
ohthehorror 1
why would you take the ring? dummy.
Miss_Cherish 0
He should totally take the ring back and pawn it.
NyCSal 0
who were u having sex with? one of the Jonas brothers? lol
AMelodyofJuly 0
4 hours later? I love the timing of that. I hope you learned your lesson and that you don't have sex at your dad's house. If you're going to lie, you have to protect the lie. Duh.