Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one-year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait until marriage. Four hours later, he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, I found out the promise ring my boyfriend of 4 months gave me used to be his ex-girlfriend's. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
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ashology101 0
why do parents think a ring will convince their dear daughter to keep her leg closed? it never works.
B52_fml 0
And that is why you don't do it in your parents' house.
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Comments (242)
guinness_fml 0
Props to #31 Obviously, OP has a controlling dad. I'm going to say possible consequences if she didn't accept the ring could range from being grounded to not being allowed to see her boyfriend. Parents like this have leverage that makes any "promises" like this one meaningless, since the kid really has no choice. However, she did screw up by doing it in her house, later that day, when it's easy to get caught. Honestly OP, your dad asked you to wait until marriage... couldn't you have at least waited until he was out of the house?
countrygal926 0
Do you people honestly expect her to say to her father that she can't promise to wait until marraige, I would have accepted the ring also because fathers are crazy when it comes to their daughters and sex. No girl is dumb enough to tell her father she's already screwin around. The timing and location could have been chosen better but the promise ring situation seems unavoidable.
jnic 0
Are you guys ******* stupid? This girl probably had no other choice but to fake that promise. What was she supposed to do? Imagine what could happen if she told her dad that she wasn't going to wait. For all we know he's ******* insane and would beat up her boyfriend or never let her out of the house again, for something as normal as having sex before marriage. You'd lie like that for your own well being too, and you know it.
bellaxobrianna 0
hahahaha that sucks. karmaaaaa!
shauna_fml 0
Yeah, i'd like you guys to tell your fathers that you're ******* someone. It's not as easy as it seems. I would have lied to my dad too.
Bubs_fml 0
Yeah, and I'm SO sure he waited until marriage himself. Chances are he's a hypocrite.
w00h00 0
Well done : )
kmth79 0
F saving yourself for marriage. Everyone knows the first time SUCKS; why make your precious wedding night something uncomfortable, quick, and awkward?!
frozen_heart 0
Oh those crazy religious folk..that sucks OP. Did your dad come out with a shotgun? /kidding #36 has it right, if her dad is crazy enough to give her a purity ring for her birthday and make her promise to wait until marriage he probably would never take the whole "I'm having sex" thing okay, even if she was well into her 20s. People like that are total prudes and pretty crazy to boot.
Froggirl14 0
I know right. Not. Yeah her dad is horrible for trying to protect her. Think of it on his side.
hsmiles 0
Seems like you shouldn't be "swearing" things that aren't true.