Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one-year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait until marriage. Four hours later, he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, I found out the promise ring my boyfriend of 4 months gave me used to be his ex-girlfriend's. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
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Top comments
ashology101 0
why do parents think a ring will convince their dear daughter to keep her leg closed? it never works.
B52_fml 0
And that is why you don't do it in your parents' house.
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Comments (242)
zredalert95 0
YDI for making that promise. should have told him you didn't believe in that stuff. but FYL because i think i can safely say there were some consequences after he found you guys together.
Ear 0
Whyd you leave the door unlocked stupid
jake1246 0
I am very impressed with all the comments! I expected a bunch of comments from catholics condemming her for having sex, but the majority of them are pretty open minded about sex!
nickler_fml 0
Ur a gay ****** who sleeps with dilldos in bed a your boy firend the even biger **** sucker u both like a ten year old dick in your mouth that likes my big ass dick and super sized balls u ****** fagit **** sexual now ur a fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag super **** sexual fagot
CDL21 0
You're a dumbass. Go somewhere else and get laid or at least when your parents arent home
dramakat11 0
Why does our society still embrace the ridiculous idea that all sex is somehow "sinful?" It's normal and healthy if done safely. If I ever have children I will talk openly and honestly with them about sex and relationships and let them have sex when they feel they are ready. Everyone makes mistakes when they're young; the best thing you can do for your child is to impart them with the knowledge that might help them have healthy relationships.
endurancefan212 21
I'm religious, and I don't think having sex is "sinful," it's having sex before marriage that's the sin, which is why I'm waiting. Sex is a perfectly healthy, natural thing, but look at all the drama it causes when done before marriage; meaningless sex, one night stands, drunken sex, stripping, unwanted pregnancies, STDs, and often familial relationships which are shoved aside because of relationships. I believe it's better to wait until marriage, when you're in a committed relationship with someone who you're going to be with forever, rather than a boyfriend you're going to have for however long. *also, marriage in my culture and religion is considered sacred, there's no turning back unless in extreme cases*
ziqi92 0
i'm only saying ydi bcuz u did it AT YOUR HOUSE. seriously u might wanna think b4 having sex...
xFenix81x 0
Ouch. got to love bad timing! And #175, your grammar totally sucks.
jessicaislameee 0
ha, i love the irony. the dad should know that promise rings are bull!
killabee 0
Haha! I think when someone suprises you with a promise ring that is bull-shit. Maybe if you had said "hey dad, I wanna wait.." then he had bought it for you as an attagirl, then fine. Otherwise he is a dumb-ass. Getting caught though, ouch..