Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Apparently, taking 10 minutes to take a shit is too long for some people. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got written up because I took a dump at work that lasted longer than 5 minutes, and I didn't punch out for it as a "paid break." FML
Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML
Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, I went to take a shit and found my boss shaving in the toilet. While in the cubicle, he asked me about my work and the conversation lasted 15 minutes. I stayed in there even though I'd finished shitting after 5 minutes, during which 3 people heard my progress report while shitting next to me. FML
Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML
Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML
Today, I was let go from my job for not being able to come into work early. FML
Today, I got fired for being late. Apparently you're supposed to be on time after your boss specifically tells you that the office will open an hour late. FML
Today, I nailed a job interview and they hired me on the spot. The only problem was I was bursting at the seams and had to poop really bad. After destroying their bathroom and taking my leave, not an hour later I got a phone call saying they're "gonna go a different direction." FML
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nix1993 41
Who the hell timed you?
kelsorg 21
"fly by ***** are the only thing allowed around here!"
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Comments (133)
Lambofan217 8
And here I thought my 45-minute ***** were bad.
oenjoeh 11
probably that company had been trying to cut down its employees by finding stupid excuses to fire ppl.
SnowSakura 25
That was the exact reason why I left my last job. My boss called me at the exact time I was flushing the toiled and when I told her where I was she started yelling, saying that I'm lying and why do I need to go to the bathroom in a 6 hour shift. I was in my 7 or 8 hour and was going to work 12 hours that day.
OzzyTheGiant 14
honestly, idk why it takes so long for some people. I finish in less than 2 minutes.