Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's right hand gets more action in a week than I do in a month. FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
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Top comments
challan 19
Time for him to go back to wanking then, isn't it?
woainishamu 21
Bite his dick.
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Comments (118)
Meme1988 18
What an ass! Walk away for good.
EVnIAS 13
true but if that was the case the second they start being dicks you should leave them. I had friends that no matter how much I told them he was an ass and they should leave them. However I was not saying that the statement was true I was only saying that she was not really disproving the statement if she really had dated "jerks" so ether she had terrible luck or she kept going for them.
EVnIAS 13
I ment the friends didn't listen. But that is not always the case some did stop the second they saw the person was an ass hole and moved on and even other who never dated asses.
Fas4wd 13
I would dump him if I were you. Let his hand be his future.
BrionyMareeeee 4
Some people are lower than low. Its definitely time for him to go!
Elmo_83 3
leave the bastard . . . !
coolgosh 2
aww sorry OP :/ dump him.
interesting33 37
Women don't like people who say something like that and treat them with such little respect. Some women do like jerks but they tend to think they mean SOMETHING to them... clearly this man doesn't care about her at all.
Grauncho 27
The memory of you shall last him many a lonely night.
DCHCA 1
Dump the looser