Today, marks the third girlfriend in a row that has broken up with me for my terrible dandruff. I can't control it as I was born with psoriasis. All three girls called me pathetic for "making up" a disease to try to get them to stay. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, my not-yet-even girlfriend dumped me in front of her family, as they all mocked and laughed at me because of my pointless and ridiculous "quirks". I'd told them that I shower and change into fresh clothes every day. I'd also said do not wipe after I poop, but I wash, soap, rinse, and dry. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being superficial. She said I was superficial because I paid $100 for acne medication, because she always complained about how much acne I had. FML
Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
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DMA0712 22
If they aren't going to accept you just because of something you were born with, and then accuse you of lying about it, you're better off without them. Chin up OP, you'll find better.
Wizardo 34
If you see a dermatologist they can hopefully gibe you medicine to help control the condition. In the meantime, I recommend using Neutrogena T/Gel, they have a specific one that caters to helping with psoriasis!
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xJChristine 16
I also have really bad dandruff, but I always use the shampoo of Vichy. You can get it at the pharmacy. I hope it'll work for you!
thatsme293 28
Perhaps your standards should be higher so you don't date an idiot.
TealFreak 1
I guess next time have webMD on standby? I think these girls aren't worth your time anyway. You'll find someone who isn't so shallow.
queen0fevil 3
Another product you guys can try is cliniderm. It is usually found at pharmacies in a derm/skincare section. It is paraben free, sulfate free, no dyes, no fermaldyhide. It works wonders for serious skin conditions of the scalp, it has a shampoo and conditioner. Try it!!!
NineeCat 32
Get the blue! Not for those bitches, but for you:)
_imacooldude_ 10
They're not good partner choices if you break up over that
dubb420 15
I have psoriasis as well, and I have this stuff called clobetasol propianate that works wonders
zeffra13 31
I really hope you're in high school and these are just stupid high school girls. I hope enough adults know enough to at least not accuse someone of making up a disease to explain what is obviously a condition, if not actually apologize for being superficial.
Omniprism 15
They're idiots. They saved you from themselves. Find a good girl friend. Oh and try Tea Tree Oil.
llwad0717 13
youll find someone that will like you and doesnt care about dandruff. i have psoriasis on and off and i use a shampoo called tgel and it completely gets rid of it. you should try it if you havent already.