Today, marks the third girlfriend in a row that has broken up with me for my terrible dandruff. I can't control it as I was born with psoriasis. All three girls called me pathetic for "making up" a disease to try to get them to stay. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, my not-yet-even girlfriend dumped me in front of her family, as they all mocked and laughed at me because of my pointless and ridiculous "quirks". I'd told them that I shower and change into fresh clothes every day. I'd also said do not wipe after I poop, but I wash, soap, rinse, and dry. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being superficial. She said I was superficial because I paid $100 for acne medication, because she always complained about how much acne I had. FML
Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
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DMA0712 22
If they aren't going to accept you just because of something you were born with, and then accuse you of lying about it, you're better off without them. Chin up OP, you'll find better.
Wizardo 34
If you see a dermatologist they can hopefully gibe you medicine to help control the condition. In the meantime, I recommend using Neutrogena T/Gel, they have a specific one that caters to helping with psoriasis!
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newyearstandup 13
I have bad eczema so I know how you feel OP. You should try coco-scalp.
coraline123c 23
Wow those girls are horrible! For the record I also have psoriasis on my scalp and what I just started using is this shampoo from Seacret called mud shampoo I think, its very expensive but its pretty worth it if your desprite; I started dating this guy like half a year ago and it wasn't until about a couple of weeks ago that we both found out that we both have psoriasis so idk maybe one day you'll hopefully find someone who is understanding and isnt so shallow, GL!
inolongercare 19
Have you tried medicated shampoo? I dated a guy with your condition and he used that and he used to have awful dandruff
Blue_Heart 15
Why didn't you just have them google it?
shinikageWolf 15
Because dumb bitches can't google on their phones what psoriasis is?
daynanance 9
I have the same condition on my scalp. For those of you saying just to find and use these medications, you probably don't understand how dangerous those medicines are for your body. They will destroy your liver. A lot of the topical things don't work either, or at least for me they didn't. I understand how you feel, and there is only one thing I've found that's not dangerous and works very well is Psor-Val. And it's incredibly hard to get, and slightly expensive. But worth it.
never_three 21
I actually quit going to my dermatologist because all the topicals he was giving me for my scalp don't help. My eczema is easy to maintain but the psoriasis is going to be the end of me
THEDUDE1553566 24
It's time to try and date smarter girls who aren't bitches
Etweens96 25
Try to speak with your dermatologist on medicine
kevinhlee93 7
First of all, you'll find better. Don't worry about those 3 girls who don't have the brain capacity to accept non-stupidity these days. Second of all, are you sure you're even going out with the right girls in the first place?...if it's 3 in a row, then something might be going on with your "view" on these girls
Svetlana22 8
Try a conditioning cleanser like wen or any good one you get in the store, if it's $5 it's not good quality so it may not help. I had very bad reactions to environmental conditions and my psyorsis flared up like crazy so I was willing to try anything I read somewhere that anti fungal cream might help so I had some of the foot spray around (easier than cream on hair) and I gave it a whirl. It stung a little because I had been scratching at it but it was totally cleared up the next day! Worth a shot.