Today, on the bus, my blood sugar level got too low and I passed out. When I came to, the woman next to me was hitting me, saying she needed to get off and that she didn't have time for my, "stupid fucking prank." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML
Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML
Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML
Today, while on the bus, I took out my breath spray. The elderly lady beside me thought it was pepper spray. She panicked and started screaming, which culminated in the man near her punching me in the jaw. FML
Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML
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Top comments
_guy_j 12
How inconsiderate of her. I would've thought someone else on the bus would've helped you out though.
lantz4levi 19
Tell her your life is more important than a stop
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Comments (82)
MsFit 17
Are you trying to say that passing out on a bus so you can be assaulted isn't fun and hilarious? I hope someone actually helped you and that you're feeling better.
FayyBossWorthy 2
Recently I lost a friend because of his diabetes and this is the first time I cracked a smile about anything to do with the topic. Rip Damian.
vorspiel 17
What a bitch. Why are people so rude?? Make sure you take care of yourself, OP! Keeping your blood sugar stable is sooo important!
tiredofwaiting 25
I would have punched her out.
maggiefox 25
I have seizures, and if she would've done that to me... ?. I'm sorry people are such assholes OP.
simsgirlgem 25
My mother is a diabetic so if her sugar gets low that's bad trust me if this happen to my mother I would be in jail for almost killing a bitch
Krwman 8
I passed out on an international flight 25+ years ago. They found me medical assistance and revived me. Sorry to see how callous and coarse we have become as a people.
ESE_gutty 18
This is what happens when we make stupid vines go viral ... Im sorry you had to pay for us this way ...
elsie23 11
There are a lot of selfies people in this country .
elsie23 11
I mean selfish
False_Stupidity 42
There's lots of selfie people too, Often they are the same people.
False_Stupidity 42
Well there are a lot of selfie people too. Often they are the same thing.
mds9986 24
Both words work just the same.
jtfrisch 22
That's a sad story