Today, I received a text saying that a package had just been delivered to the house. By the time I reached the front door, it had been stolen. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML
Today, a couple of packages were stolen from our apartment doorstep shortly after being delivered. A little while later, the thief brought the torn packaging back and left them at the bottom of our stairs. FML
Today, someone stole a package off my doorstep. Too bad, it was the video doorbell to prevent my packages from being stolen. FML
Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML
Today, I ordered a surveillance camera for my home. The package got stolen after being delivered. I think they're onto me. FML
Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML
Today, I got a notification that my package had been delivered. I searched my porch, checked with my neighbors, and even contacted customer support. It was sitting in my car's trunk because I'd picked it up from a parcel locker yesterday. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML
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Crowned Sataness 12
just because it has been marked as delivered doesn't mean it was actually delivered. report it, and get cameras
vchan 20
Sometimes it has been delivered, just not to you. Happened 2 times to me, they sent a picture as proof of delivery…. It was NOT my house !
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Crowned Sataness 12
just because it has been marked as delivered doesn't mean it was actually delivered. report it, and get cameras
vchan 20
Sometimes it has been delivered, just not to you. Happened 2 times to me, they sent a picture as proof of delivery…. It was NOT my house !
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
I've never understood why this is a thing in America. How any company can believe that putting an object in the open, outside someone's house counts as delivery is beyond me.
vchan 20
Not only in America, sadly. With the new firms replacing the national post service everywhere, they are paid « per delivery « , but they don’t have a long term contract. Among others reasons, that is why they can do a lot of nonsense/illegal actions : they will leave before the firm realize the problem.