Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear, "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said, "Here, you're repaid." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
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shootingstar8D 0
Ohhh shitttt. Reeejjeecctteeddddd haha
Boon_fml 0
Maybe it's because you can't spell "you're" right.
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Comments (273)
hatcher 0
I think that line is pretty goddamn creepy. YDL for being a creeper.
drummer_dude 0
win
screwtaylor 0
I'm pretty sure the OP meant that he wanted her to give him some of those yummy Chocolate candy kisses. Not real ones, silly FMLers.
hatcher 0
that's sort of a creepy line. YDI for being a creeper.
youaresofucked 0
No . It isnt
judgeymcjudge 0
Yeah, it is.
posampo 0
no it isn't
LadyAlathia 0
Yeah, it is.
RedJester23 6
no it isn't
Starchild21 3
Yeah it is. ____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Ligerie 0
no it is not
dan81892 2
Yes it was creepy
SpitFyre 0
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
LolCows 0
Honestly, the biggest win I have ever seen on this site.
Starchild21 3
No it isn't. ________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
acd23 0
LMAO @ all the people above me. That was the funniest reply-chain I've seen on this site so far.
sugar_407 0
yeah, it was creepy !
olvestar 0
no it isn't
leupak 0
It definitely is.
LolCows 0
Yes it was win. You're and idget.
jewelzgalore 0
beautiful chain right here. it brought tears to my eyes. but just for the record, yes it is
will90 5
That's a very creepy thing to say, even if you're joking. You come off as this kind of awkwardly-desperate-creepy combo. The only way this wouldn't be a completely unacceptable thing to say is if you were in fact talking about the Kiss candies in an ironic manner, and that she understood this...like if it was an inside joke.
derschadenfreude 5
Spitfyre, you win.
seanchai 0
not only did i laugh so hard at this chain that had to run to the broom closet sized bathroom to prevent wetting myself, thus fling the cat off my lap into a house plant and tripping on the laptop cord in the process, but i actually decided i would take a stand on the subject as well... the line was pathetic and you should spend quality time in front of a mirror to better kno the face of a future rapist
voveraite 7
YDI for being smug AND for failing at spelling. Twice. :)
tjoetjoe 0
owend, i hated that line :-P cool girl tough
Jaywin 3
Yeah that line was pretty weak.
anniebananie 3
YDI. You should never draw attention to the amount that a girl eats. You probably made her feel like a fatass.
123sploosh 0
exactlyyyyyyyyyy what i was thinking
auroraaustralis 0
How about, next time, you buy the girl popcorn JUST because you like her, not because you're expecting something in return (or at least PRETEND that's why you got her the popcorn). Girls tend to like that more than 'I took you to a movie and got you a snack, now you have to make out with me to repay me.'
beccawins 7
I wish I could thumbs this up 100 times. This is very much like when a man takes a woman out to dinner and then expects sex in return.
Bannister19 0
You're*
JarJarBinks_fml 0
You're obviously creepy yourself, and insecure about it, if you think that line is creepy @ #14
F_Y_L88 0
F YOUR LIFE IF YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR AND YOU'RE :|