Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear, "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said, "Here, you're repaid." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
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shootingstar8D 0
Ohhh shitttt. Reeejjeecctteeddddd haha
Boon_fml 0
Maybe it's because you can't spell "you're" right.
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Comments (273)
Ianslilgoofball 0
That's a pretty douchey thing to say. YDI.
Trollkiller 0
ydi y coz u donno how to spell rejected
Fire_lights 0
Why is everyone calling him a creeper? He was obviously joking and it was a pretty cute line. There's no need to get all up in arms about it.
shostakovich 0
Are you an idiot?
blackcatcutie 0
Are you 12 or something? Wow you don't even know how to spell rejected....that's sad. On the other hand, I knew a guy who would tell me things like that. Like once I was talking about someone I liked and he said "you just don't wanna admit that you wanna get under this" it was realllyyyyyy awkward
maximumoverdrive 0
you deserved it. that was a ******* awful corny line.
McFail_fml 4
look on the bright side op... she came back..
judgeymcjudge 0
Whilst I only kind of agree that the line was creepy, I totally agree that it was corny and stupid. Everyone's already pointed out the reasons why, so I won't bother. YDI, definitely. Also, just to clarify, was it a *date* or was it just movies with a girl you liked who thought it was platonic? Because if it wasn't even a date, then the creepy/weird/inappropriate factor jumps up much higher.
Piejamas 0
not an FML, you got free popcorn! and why are people constantly criticising people who spell a word wrong? it doesn't make you look clever. seriously
Starchild21 3
You spelled "criticizing" wrong. :P lol And it is an FML, popcorn is not better than girls! lol _____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
RedJester23 6
hell yeah it is! popcorn doesnt yell at you and doesnt get jealous when you buy another box. popcorn kicks ass!!!
nypd613 0
That's the British/Australian/south African way of spelling things like realise, organise, recognise, criticise. So technically it's not wrong, it's just the difference between american and British spelling.
Starchild21 3
Very nice NYPD, that explains the spellings of "armour", "humour", and "defence" that I've seen lol. And girls will always be better than a material object, those objects don't show compassion, intimacy, personality, or beauty. I feel bad for you for thinking of them as "objects" Bastard _______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
NotNegativeNews 0
Except that is how you spell 'criticising' if you're not American. We don't use Zs.
moonlight_daze 8
StarChild21 fails for being such an uptight ************..
Greenroom 0
dude. that sucks. =
themaintroll 0
YDI for liking the patriots