Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear, "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said, "Here, you're repaid." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
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shootingstar8D 0
Ohhh shitttt. Reeejjeecctteeddddd haha
Boon_fml 0
Maybe it's because you can't spell "you're" right.
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Comments (273)
girlwhoactshigh 0
OOOOH REJECTED REJECTED YOU JUST GOT REJECTED XD
Sygonus 0
YDI. Atrocious line that insinuates you think you're entitled to be repaid with sexual favours.
annoyedkid 0
BURNED!!!!!!!!!!
kayeisha 0
Dude can't even spell "rejected". Look at the username.
theshinepolice 0
haha that sucks, but that line was pretty corny. don't try so hard next time.
wd40 0
You deserve it for being a complete douchebag, this would be a good time to think about your shitty life and change your D-bag ways. Asshole
ANTONKR 0
You learned something. Never push the girl
mina_8 0
YDI for using a terrible line. :/
OperationNicole_fml 0
Well, it's not the line that sucks. It's the fact that you actually acted like you minded that she was eating your popcorn, even if it was flirty it came across as being cheap. Next time, buy her her own popcorn or actually make it look like the popcorn you bought is actually INTENDED to be shared. "Repay" is never a good word with girls.
PerryDelicious 0
f that. she's a bitch. i'd melt on the spot and kiss you silly!
nypd613 0
Then you're a *****. It's obvious the guy is only trying to get in your pants. Kudos to that girl. She served him right!
I_am_stupid_also 6
What would you do for a Klondike bar? Anal with a football team?