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Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let rip a loud fart. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML

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That's actually a perfectly valid announcement. Owning up a fart with pride is something magical and special.

hey at least shes honest and proud to be human.

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MattStro 23

Sounds like she was raised correctly

HeadlessSparrow 20

She was excited that she farted. haha

Andrewski12 18

Sounds cute to me. Not a FML moment

Hehe its actually funny... but hey, atleast she is honest... you're doing a good job as a parent :)

It's good she's learned to take ownership.

Well it's better than lying.

That's actually really cute and funny OP. You should feel good that she owned up to it, unlike a lot of people. If I was one of those people in the doctors office I most likely would've laughed my ass off.

That's adorable!

That is too cute!

Aww so cute Wait at least she's honest and not lying. You should be proud buddy.