bleue
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Montberon, France
Polite
Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let rip a loud fart. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML
Top comments
Welshite 40
That's actually a perfectly valid announcement. Owning up a fart with pride is something magical and special.
hafyyyy 17
hey at least shes honest and proud to be human.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (69)
Xandrick 22
Hehehehe! Sorry, OP, that must suck, but she's funny!
OptikalWinter 4
ahahaha atta girl!
sorasaveshyrule 16
Really? Fyl because your TWO year old doesn't understand proper manners?
fantasyworld 39
That's funny.
A1phaWolf 18
FYL indeed. She should have said "IT WAS MOMMY!"
reese2003 2
That reminds me of my 13 year old sister, who farts like a monster, then blames the baby.
Brightblue2 14
At least she didn't blame it on you.
DanielleinDC 34
Oh, my goodness, that's hilarious. I desperately needed that laugh. And here is a teachable moment, when you politely tell her what to say when such accidents occur.
randybryant799 21
I'm missing the problem here. I think that's cute.