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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Montberon, France
Polite
Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let rip a loud fart. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML
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Welshite 40
That's actually a perfectly valid announcement. Owning up a fart with pride is something magical and special.
hafyyyy 17
hey at least shes honest and proud to be human.
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Comments (69)
JamesSays 4
She's learning!
polariz 16
I don't know why but I think that was really cute ;-; not the fart one part but there where she said "it's me" *-*
jkp1291 25
It's me! Mario!
limegreenpoopie 31
Lol she's cute!
Sheh_fml 25
How is this an FML? People understand that kids, especially young ones, does silly things. Maybe it was a bit embarrassing, but I bet no one really cared since most people know that even the most well-behaved 2 year old don't know that much about what's polite and not.
cookie1207 19
Well, thats your own fault!! I taught my two year old to always blame it on MOM! So far has worked perfectly, with the minor disadvantage of getting hit in the head everytime by my wife... TOTALLY WORTH IT THO!!
rockwrench 18
Kids, got to love them.
Kurby14 21
and those are the stories you save for when she's older and has her boyfriend over!
Gowackie 14
This is one of few FML entries that made me LOL
petrine 17
This might be the funniest FML I've read in a while! Your daughter is awesome! :)