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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Montberon, France
Polite
Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let rip a loud fart. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML
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Welshite 40
That's actually a perfectly valid announcement. Owning up a fart with pride is something magical and special.
hafyyyy 17
hey at least shes honest and proud to be human.
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Comments (69)
Sazzles 17
At least your daughter has a sense of humour :)
squishier 16
oh man I would laugh so hard then correct her
jennlody 28
unless she enunciated and definitely meant to say "its" it might have just been a mispronunciation.. it's pretty hard for a two year old to say a word like "excuse". anyways, either way she sounds like a fun kid! lol
sadistmonkey 19
You realize that that issue is specific to English and wouldn't happen in French right?
david99021 15
this kid is going to go places.
wickedhyype 17
Adorable and gross, but adorable nonetheless.
keiNan_fml 35
at least she is honest and admits her actions.
gracehi 33
The first time I noticed, and subsequently announced, that I farted, it was silent and my mom was brushing my hair. I told her, "Mommy, I pooped." She said, "You better not have pooped," because I was too old to do be ******** myself, but I assured her, "No, it's okay, Mommy. It popped."
dakatabg 31
She was honest
venomousflower 24
This is my favorite FML ?
giantsfan2010 23
This is my favorite FML!*
venomousflower 24
The question mark wasn't intended
kbsimmer 14
I literally farted while I was reading this