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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Montberon, France
Polite
Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let rip a loud fart. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML
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Welshite 40
That's actually a perfectly valid announcement. Owning up a fart with pride is something magical and special.
hafyyyy 17
hey at least shes honest and proud to be human.
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Hunthas 17
Worst. Mario game. ever.
Sandsh8rk 36
Nice try...
Rainbow2Cloud 12
That wasn't a nice try. I don't even know what that was.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Probably referring to the "It's a me, Mario!" catchphrase.
Saathvik 18
why so many thumbs down!? that was awesome!
hafyyyy 17
hey at least shes honest and proud to be human.
TheBelt 19
She's loud and she's proud.
badmandilon 19
At least she didn't say: "it was YOU!!"
Welshite 40
That's actually a perfectly valid announcement. Owning up a fart with pride is something magical and special.
False_Stupidity 42
Absolutely! Own those farts people and wear that cloud of nauseating gas like a badge of honor. No use pretending you don't fart, 'cause we know you do!
paigerei 11
Well, at least she's honest!
Doubtful_Judge 23
Kids do the darndest things. Just tell her to say excuse me, next time.
santosb1 11
she burped too?
starile 20
#49, what do you think OP was expecting their daughter to say?
Andrewski12 18
sounds cute to me. not an fml
funnypants12 12
Jejs
moophasa 19
I mean, at least she's honest
kitkat7764 7
Makes me think of Jim Carrey in Liar Liar.
ber4fun 23
Yes, that hilarious elevator scene!
lilly665 15
Lol that was the greatest scene ever
kikoma 32
That's actually cute. I would probably chuckle in that case. :) Nothing wrong with children farting in public, it's natural.