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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Montberon, France
Polite
Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let rip a loud fart. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML
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Welshite 40
That's actually a perfectly valid announcement. Owning up a fart with pride is something magical and special.
hafyyyy 17
hey at least shes honest and proud to be human.
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elixaaaaa 13
My toddlers try to claim their dads farts! Toddlers are awesome
swaggyswagswag 17
She's 2 years old. I think you need to calm down.
amanda182 19
Atleast she's proud and owning up to her fart. She sounds adorable & funny.
ally8 21
Oh come on that's hilarious! At least she didn't blame you!
error27 7
To a two year old, "C'est moi!" and "Excusez-moi!" sound almost the same.
Merylwen 24
Except most French kids would say "pardon", not "excusez-moi".
thefallen12 13
I do the same thing lol I like this kid
kbug95 12
She must be a daddy's girl.
prolequeen 2
Reading this in a waiting room right now. It took all my strength not bust out laughing my ass off
emmama19 15
I wish adults were like this. Life would be so humorous and colourful. Not giving a damn.
vianne_blu 4
Honestly me