Today, I was going through Facebook photos of a pep rally in the hopes that I'd be in at least one of them. I was in one alright. Pulling out a wedgie. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML
Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly fix a wedgie while walking into a crowded store. Right as I yanked my waistband, the automatic doors opened and revealed a full line of people staring directly at me mid-adjustment. FML
Today, my dad came to take pictures of me at my track meet. When looking back at the photos, I noticed most of them were zoomed in shots of the girls' butts in their spandex. FML
Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
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zombiekitten87 12
And you did that in a crowded room why?
drkate25 30
Which member of the photography club did you piss off?
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Comments (60)
neurodoc 1
The whole reason you had a wedgie was because you had some curves where it could be wedged into and weren't flat there. See it's a positive.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Tra-la-la!!!
dirton89 7
It's ok...in my old high school yearbook there's only one with me in it while I was doing a split on the dance floor at prom.
itsame0987 18
I really hope the split was intentional, and not accidental.
emoshadow47 9
Could be worse, same happended to me but it looked like i was giving a guy bj
nado13579 12
Aww SqueakyChipmunk beat me to it! I remember I was in love with that series. The first book was always my favourite. :) George and Harold always cracked me up! And I would always make my own flip-o-rama.
InfiniIII 6
That could attract some people...
ammartin02 8
I assumed that she is a cheerleader or dancer or something like that... Otherwise I don't know why there would be a clear picture of the OP picking a wedgie, she would just be in the stands with everyone else.
Oliver_Bento 3
Who even gives wedgies anymore??
redhedsaysrawr 18
... OP wasn't GIVEN a wedgie, her clothes bunched up and she had to pick it out...
soad2014 7
I see your new profile picture! :D
KiddNYC1O 22
Some people do this oblivious to their surroundings.