rokkstarrrVRV
Edmonton, Canada
Pleased to meet y'all
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML
Anonymous
Next
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
zed
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Anonomous
Whitby, Canada
Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
waterspike
France
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
tacoboy
United States
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
heartbreakkid21
United States
Let down
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
beta
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
steak through the heart
El Monte, United States
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
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cmchewy 15
As long as you didn't pay for all of them :)
capslockisgood 19
Orgy?
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Comments (118)
Gangsterrface 10
So...is there gonna be another date?
Curlytwirly22 17
Well it's not creepy if you guys are...never mind I'm sorry OP your life really does suck, hang in there, it'll get better they're not all insane or wacko or crazy because when you're down the only other place you can go is up :D
anchorsaweigh003 13
Wow, sorry, OP, at least you now have a hell of a story to tell for the rest of your life, lol. Just hope you didn't have to pay for her "friend's" meals!
miss_jules 11
I think you were on MTV's Disaster Date. You probably ran out so fast, they couldn't catch you to tell you ;)
ilovesceneguys 7
I feel your pain.
Nicostream 16
Wow... Noone yet? Doesn't matter, had sex.
azisles02 17
All I can think of right now is a certain song by Buckcherry
Guardian88 21
When i moderated this, it said "i took my crush out on a date, her and her imaginary friends"
Carrieexo 4
Just slightly weird.
noobienick 19
I can't Imagine how weird that much have been.