rokkstarrrVRV
Edmonton, Canada
Pleased to meet y'all
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML
Anonymous
Next
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
zed
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Anonomous
Whitby, Canada
Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
waterspike
France
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
tacoboy
United States
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
heartbreakkid21
United States
Let down
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
beta
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
steak through the heart
El Monte, United States
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
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cmchewy 15
As long as you didn't pay for all of them :)
capslockisgood 19
Orgy?
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Comments (118)
Shmatterhorn 38
My only worry would be if her name was Sybil.
JD1147 27
Did you get a group discount?
Ray_of_midnight 23
The bad news was, you got stuck with the bill for all of them. The good news is, her imaginary friends don't eat much.
chrisstachon 30
what if she was playing the crazy card to test you to see if you really do love her no matter what
darklink7117 7
At least you're getting dates..
vivalabutterfly 5
hope she doesnt chwat on you with her imaginary ex-boyfriend
hobodude34 5
What's wrong with that? Are you imaginist or something?
brown_and_yello 3
As long as she's not imaginary, you're still doing better than Manti Teo.
permaband_usr 14
Easiest way to solve this... Break up with her and tell her it's because of (insert name of imaginary friend here) and that it was love at first sight.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Were they at least good company?