rokkstarrrVRV
Edmonton, Canada
Pleased to meet y'all
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML
Anonymous
Next
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
zed
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Anonomous
Whitby, Canada
Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
waterspike
France
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
tacoboy
United States
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
heartbreakkid21
United States
Let down
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
beta
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
steak through the heart
El Monte, United States
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
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cmchewy 15
As long as you didn't pay for all of them :)
capslockisgood 19
Orgy?
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Comments (118)
sickerthanyou 13
lucky you!, try to convince her into an imaginary orgy, or a reverse gang bang!.
thatguynow 13
Wait so if you start living together does that mean you have a fosters home for imaginary friends
jadatsucks 6
Is she hot?
skyeyez9 25
If she has schizophrenia, I read they actually see their "imaginary friends." They look very real to them and they sometimes cant distinguish these hallucinations vs real people.
Epikouros 32
That's multiple personality disorder, not schizophrenia. And it's very rare.
skyeyez9 25
You're wrong. Certain schizo people hear voices and see people or animals that aren't really there. Multiple personality disorder is just that....different personalities. Not seeing things.
skyeyez9 25
Hearing and seeing things that are not real, also known as auditory and visual hallucinations, are psychotic symptoms associated with schizophrenia.
codyswearingen 3
I smell a 4 some
KingreX32 21
were they hot?
mattg47 5
Sounds like a keeper
dbaguy 9
Sweet. Three way?
oneofthosegirls_fml 11
It happens...
shaytards_fml 9
tell her her imaginary friend is prettier than her LOL