Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML
Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML
Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML
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Top comments
ceddyz17 10
awww falling head over heals allready
Eggers 2
what were your hands *doing* in your pockets, you naughty boy?
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Comments (161)
thatnucca 36
It's downright pathetic when the uncool try be unrealistically cool, but a faceplant just makes it all worth it... Rotflmao
Livinia 11
Ouch. Did she come out and see if you were okay?
briidontgive_ 0
Yet another fml were someone tried to look cool.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
We all try to be cool.. The successful ones are cool, the unsuccessful ones write fmls :D
xxxlauraxxx 0
agreed.
SmallTownCutie 0
Troll...that is one of the most genius thing I've heard in awhile.
BooGhosted 0
Ahaha funny cause it's true! Wish I was cool :'(
oolama 2
..well atleast gravity still works? id play it off as a joke with her.
eddieyes 0
she might think that was cute, I know I would
perdix 31
YDI for using the word "bonnet," you pretentious Euro-trash wannabe! Quit playing pocket pool when girls are looking at you and be an American and call it a ******* "hood!"
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
lolumad
Michele2luv 8
your pic makes me laugh so hard :D
NathanPlays 3
i did type hood, and it says hood on my screen, not bonnet. i don't even know what a bonnet is
Unlucky_Gun 0
Where does it say 'bonnet' in this FML? Oh right, NOWHERE! I don't know what you're reading. Even if the word 'bonnet' was used, OP wouldn't deserve it for that you moron
Deeznutzhairy 7
hi : D
sweetdreams999 0
lol smooth OP.
poopboy662 0
I would have pooped on her then licked it off
epyk_pryncess 8
next time you see her, crush a can on your head. that way you look REALLY cool. +_+