banj0
Madison, United States
Pink tax
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Genuine D
Mississauga, Canada
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
ginya
Bedford, United States
Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML
anonymous
Katy, United States
Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
ScoozieBooze
Albuquerque, United States
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
A……
Warner Robins, United States
Bad dog!
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
I may also need a Tetanus shot
United States
Prank off
Today, my girlfriend's sister tried to pull the dog jaw prank on me, accidentally biting my finger in the process. Now she's mad at me because her tooth got chipped when I pulled my hand back, completely disregarding the fact that my finger needed stitches from her bite. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML
DogStew
Scooby snacks?
Today, I had to watch my niece’s puppy. The darn dog kept finding turds in the yard and eating them. One turd had worms in it. FML
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mooshymuffin 4
What a bloody nightmare!
SnowFlakeInAK 7
That's bloody awful! I would have to scrub my hands...and brain with bleach after that!
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AgaveLoco 5
Uac!
foxholeathiest 4
Shit on your soul
VetTech417 4
To all those asking "why OP 'had' to do it an not his sister" when dogs eat things they know they shouldn't they do it quickly. Not typically enough time to search for someone else to stop the dog. Dogs eatting tampons is very serious and potentially deadly.
nora2011 4
Wow, guessing you didn't have any gloves.
native_ug 3
And how exactly did the dog get a hold of it? I can only picture two scenarios.. Either the dog attacked her or she's just irresponsible.. Sooo...Assuming she's a responsible girl, did the dog attack? Lol!
godhatesyou777 3
Or his sister threw it in the garbage and the dog went and fished it out. As previous comments have discussed...dumbass.
native_ug 3
Seriously? In the garbage? Do u throw yours in the garbage? Gosh! That's just mortifying!
thrAsHeRr9081 16
47 - What?
yabbadabbadooyah 12
I'm pretty sure most girl throw them in the garbage.. They will end up clogging your toilette.
Twisted_Angel 17
I think it's time to make sure that bathroom door stays closed at all times. I understand why you had to do it, that could have done serious damage to your dog had he swallowed it. FYL for sure Op. tell your sister to be more careful about where she leaves her plugs from now on.
supahcoolperson 0
omg my puppy would ALWAYS go into the bathroom garbage and tear up everything in it and whenever it was around my time of the month he'd get my tampon out and I'd be sooo embarrassed haha so I started flushing them and we started closing the bathroom door, but that would be so embarrassing when my little brother saw all that
rhm2084 1
This suddenly rises A LOT OF questions!
sierramott1 6
I would've let him eat it...0.0
Oh_So_Klassical 18
I've had to chase my ferret down. He can climb up and into the trash can, pull them out, then run off and drop them by the dog. It took us a long time to figure out how the dog was getting his head into such a small hole on the lid of the trash can until I saw the ferret with the tampon.
outoftown 27
#68. Sorry, just had to laugh at the ferret-dog conspiracy in your home.