banj0
Madison, United States
Pink tax
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Genuine D
Mississauga, Canada
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
ginya
Bedford, United States
Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML
anonymous
Katy, United States
Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
ScoozieBooze
Albuquerque, United States
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
A……
Warner Robins, United States
Bad dog!
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
I may also need a Tetanus shot
United States
Prank off
Today, my girlfriend's sister tried to pull the dog jaw prank on me, accidentally biting my finger in the process. Now she's mad at me because her tooth got chipped when I pulled my hand back, completely disregarding the fact that my finger needed stitches from her bite. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML
DogStew
Scooby snacks?
Today, I had to watch my niece’s puppy. The darn dog kept finding turds in the yard and eating them. One turd had worms in it. FML
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mooshymuffin 4
What a bloody nightmare!
SnowFlakeInAK 7
That's bloody awful! I would have to scrub my hands...and brain with bleach after that!
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Comments (105)
88vivera 9
How did ur dog even get that?
greentard 1
Why did you have to do it
EMW20 10
I appreciate the time you took out of your day for posting this genius comment.
IPoopedOnU 12
It seems the sister should be the on chasing the dog and getting the tampon from it...
Sandsh8rk 36
Bloody hell that's horrible!
andiewithlove 21
You're a brave one for actually touching it, OP. That would gross me out too much.....I'd give you a gold star if I could.
perdix 31
Why did you "have to" do it? It sounds like a lose-lose-lose situation to me. This is where you pretend you don't know what the dog is chewing and obliviously go about your business.
doodlecloud 27
I think I would've focused on just opening the jaws as much as possible and letting it drop out rather than trying to pull the tampon out itself (not necessarily what happened but seems that way). Either way that's so, so gross - fyl. Hope you thought to put some gloves on!
slickchrome 11
Why didn't she just flush the tampon?
ViQValentine 3
Because that would be logical
HeyArnold91 8
Because you don't flush tampons you dispose of them.
slickchrome 11
Plumbers are cheaper than vets though
CuriousAlien 7
You must not be a girl.
eggmarie 25
29: um maybe I've been doing it wrong, but I've always flushed mine. Same with all the other girls I know...
samasara 20
Yeah.. Me too. Lmfao.
Posthuman 26
You don't flush them because they expand in water. You flush it, toilet clogs. Simple as that.
Metallica36176 16
I flush my tampons. That's what the box says. I can't help it that everyone else has weak toilets xD. Now pads, no. My dog used to try to grab those....nasty.
AsianAdvent 2
I congratulate you for being a guy and having common sense :)
TheMathMajor 26
Yeah, it definitely says on the tampon box to flush them. In most homes that's okay, but it might clog an older plumbing system. Certainly if it says "don't flush feminine products" in a public bathroom then don't, but otherwise it should be okay unless you live in an old house or an apartment building.
mikepzz 27
haha how much do you not want doggy kisses after that...
sonny234 0
Eugh, dafuq! Why didn't you make her do it!
bluebird0020 2
...Dogs only have one jaw.
llamafish 25
False. They have an upper jaw and a lower jaw. Much like humans. And snakes. And horses. And you know a ton of other animals.