turtle
United States
Pile on
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
vstan
United States
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
RestlessDiesel
Hudson, United States
Today, I pulled off the road to help a turtle cross it. Before I could get out of my car a dump truck ran over the turtle, splattering my car with turtle guts and bits of shell. FML
Xtine
United States
Road rage
Today, while on the road, I saw a turtle in the middle of the other lane. I slammed on my brakes and got out, holding up, and pissing off, several drivers on both sides of the highway. Getting closer to the turtle, I realized that it was not a turtle at all, but a very large pile of dog shit. FML
Username
United States
Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
karmavictim
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
Bambi
United States
Slammed
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
newly passed, newly grassed
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML
JulieClaire
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
riddick0846
United States
Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
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cavalos94 0
yeah poor turtle
zekecastro 0
Franklin!!!! you will be missed in kiddy shows. R.I.P Franklin.
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plehning77 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaah. sad. but hilariously funny.
gabletz 2
Beep Beep! Fail train comin' through!
LilaBear 2
You don't swerve for animals unless they're big enough to kill/injure you if you hit them. What if you'd hit a person when you swerved?? Sure, stop as fast as possible if you want - people behind you are responsible for keeping their distance - but swerving, that's a no-no. I once saw a road train (what we Australians call those massive huge semi-trailer trucks) coming the opposite direction to our car and it almost smacked into a kangaroo sitting in the middle of the road. Fortunately the roo moved in time, but if the truck had swerved to avoid it, he probably would have ended up in our lane and killed us.
xMissxMurderx 1
so...you swerved out of the way of a turtle??? you must've played Mario Kart a lot when you were a kid... I suppose your next car crash FML will be you hitting a brick wall to avoid a banana peel...
luisAngelMarrero 0
smh.... f*cking ghetto a*s ninja turtles >:(
pinkietuskadaro 0
poor turtle
cniggs 0
wtf everyone knows you don't swerve for animals unless their hella big because shit like that happens especially a ******* turtle? why didn't you try to hit it??
alexFYL 11
Probably because OP is not a psychopath.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
lololol
beaker38 5
what the **** hit the turtle for being retarded enough to cross the road and kill yourself for wanting to save a ******* turtle by crashing into a tree instead. because some dumb ass is just going to hit it any way
xxssammixx 0
why all yhe thumbs down? they didnt want to kill a turdle.. i probably would have done te same but wouldve been a little more carefull not to hit the tree. you get a thumbs up=D