Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
Today, I was excited about showing everyone at work my new piercing. It's in an interesting place in my ear, and it's not that common. Before I had the chance to tell anyone about it, someone asked, "Are you wearing a hearing aid?" FML
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I went to get a double conch piercing. Afterwards, the lady asked me whether I was feeling well, because I was looking so pale. I had to explain that it's my normal skin tone. I'm just pale as fuck. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds. All was going well until the manager told me that I'd have to remove the piercing that I have on my eyebrow. I didn't think that my mole would be so confusing. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
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HeyImJuli 3
Piercer- "that's awful! What moron pierced this??" OP- "YOU, BITCH!!!!"
MsMeiriona 2
Refund?
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Comments (165)
ArielTheMermaid 17
'Today a customer came into my piercing shop. I laughed at her piercing, saying it wasn't even straight. She awkwardly explained that I had done it. FML.'
giraffeluvinfoo 6
YDI
Niicky_fml 20
Can't tell if troll, or just very stupid..
rattusrattus 19
Generally, trolls are very stupid or at least easily amused.
Cheesecakee 11
That guy sucks
SA23 0
Are you a student?
NomOnShroomz 14
^Predator alert I repeat predator alert!
Btreasure 8
Why was it awkward? You didn't do it it was his shit job so he needs to fix it pay for it whatever.
gingerninger18 5
FYL for even getting one in the first place it's just ugly if u ask me
xXSillyLoveXx 0
But no one asked you.
LOLbomb 1
I think that most people get facial piercings so that others will look at them in public. They feel so insignificant that they're desperate for attention. Other than that, I have no idea why people get them, becuase they're definately not "cool" or "hot". :/
lidsthesquid 4
The only ones I find hot are lip piercings :D
brianjman14 23
That's not it at all. I think piercings look cool and hot and other people do, too. So that just destroys your points.
Hootie_95 0
Um. There wasn't even a specification on the piercing. How can you say it's ugly if you don't even know what piercing they got? Idiot.
TonkTonk 4
I agree, piercings are ugly.
tsume24 3
100 - I love my facial piercings for the way they look to ME. when other people notice them, cool. when they don't, cool. /I/ think they're beautiful and that's why I have them. if you don't like them, that's nice, but that's not gonna make me feel ugly or like I shouldn't look the way I want to.
fauxyhaha 0
OP can have self expression too !!!!
Pendragon525 0
To each their own.
MetalLetteRaver 0
22, 100, & 121: Simply, **** YOU. Kthnx. (:
whoopsiemolly 4
You're ugly :)
anniexd92 3
I hope you don't return to him =|
Bloodberry 0
She just did......unfortunately
TheLetterZero 7
YDI for getting a piercing!
SlaveToRetail 10
I love my piercings.
tsume24 3
I love my piercings too. you don't have to be a dick just because it's not your thing. OP didn't even specify what the piercing was - for all you know, it could be an earlobe piercing.
Alexisthebestest 16
I love body modification & all of my piercings. Stop being so judgmental.
TheLetterZero 7
Since it wasn't specified, we must assume the worst, because that's just natural. Plus, it'd be boring if it was an ear lobe. :P
tsume24 3
since it wasn't specified, we shouldn't assume anything other than what the FML states. and I've seen PLENTY of earlobe piercings that are far from boring. so.
catnip1997 0
how are piercings straight??
tsume24 3
by not being crooked or poorly-placed.
False_Stupidity 42
By not being gay?
ACandelaria_209 1
That's more of a FHL!
BBGxBlondie 6
The ****...?
BellaBelle_fml 23
#31-Disagree. But you live in Merced CA, I live in Chowchilla CA. It's 15 mins away. I've never seen anyone on here that lives so close to me.
BeautifulxChaos 9
If he did such a crappy job, he shouldn't be your piercer anymore, and the fact that he admitted to his crappiness should entitle you to a refund.
2ndSucks 15
Time to get a new piercer, no?