Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
Today, I was excited about showing everyone at work my new piercing. It's in an interesting place in my ear, and it's not that common. Before I had the chance to tell anyone about it, someone asked, "Are you wearing a hearing aid?" FML
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I went to get a double conch piercing. Afterwards, the lady asked me whether I was feeling well, because I was looking so pale. I had to explain that it's my normal skin tone. I'm just pale as fuck. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds. All was going well until the manager told me that I'd have to remove the piercing that I have on my eyebrow. I didn't think that my mole would be so confusing. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
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HeyImJuli 3
Piercer- "that's awful! What moron pierced this??" OP- "YOU, BITCH!!!!"
MsMeiriona 2
Refund?
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Comments (165)
TheTerenity 9
More like FHL?
mowmowlife 21
Hope he's refunding you in multiple ways. Despite everything wrong that happened, he should have broken the news a little more compassionately as to not shock and appall you, and then maybe embarrass himself less. And then he should humbly offer you gifts worthy of a god.
SyntheticSound 24
I'd love to hear a follow-up on this one.
oops6663 26
I don't get how professionals can screw up so bad. I've done 15 of my piercings myself and only two are even slightly crooked.