Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky when we decide to try the old 69. One thing leads to another when her clit ring went deep into my nose, and leaving me feeling like the wrong kind of bull. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Today, my girlfriend revealed that last night she decided to 'test how asleep I was' by putting her finger up my nose as far as she could. Then in my mouth. Then in my ear. Then back in my mouth. I slept through the whole thing. FML
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
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Top comments
taterrtots 25
he accepted your challenge.
bballer4life895 13
Tell him to stop "picking" on you! Lol :)
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Comments (59)
SpaceRaptor 8
You completely asked for it , it's all in the FML , if you find issue with what he did I ask you to reassess the situation, telling some one not do something in a playful way = it will ******* happen, and if you did say it in a dead serious tone, well... You chose him.
TheOnlyKittyKat 15
Well, damn 13! Calm yo ****! "You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends' noses," is a common joke/saying. OP's boyfriend just took it too far. Couples that are close often do/say stupid shit to each other (at least jokingly). OP probably didn't even take it as seriously as you did ;).
DocBastard 40
How did you snot see that coming? From now on you should call him The Bogeyman.
Wizzlbang 10
He was willing to put his finger in your nose for a stupid joke. That's love right there.
randm_dude 9
Texans... always drilling for oil.
8Dani 10
I bet you were snot happy about that...
bosox29 14
What in the hell is wrong with people? You can't just jam your finger in someone's nose. Actually according to this FML you can. Either way FYL that's no bueno!
jessBeAqueen 13
HA! i thought he was clever and funny. this is snot an fml. there people out there with booger problems.
Gubbon 17
You on the other hand...
AGB10 19
Don't you just hate nosey boyfriends? Ha!
buddy51 23
"You can pick your girlfriend, you can pick your girlfriend's nose, but you can't eat your girlfriend's boogers!" Double down on your challenge to him, OP, and see if he'll take it to the limit.....
gordogirls 4
Bahahahha! Love it!
jessBeAqueen 13
Ha! I thought he was rather clever and funny. this is snot an fml. there are people with booger problems out there!