Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky when we decide to try the old 69. One thing leads to another when her clit ring went deep into my nose, and leaving me feeling like the wrong kind of bull. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Today, my girlfriend revealed that last night she decided to 'test how asleep I was' by putting her finger up my nose as far as she could. Then in my mouth. Then in my ear. Then back in my mouth. I slept through the whole thing. FML
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
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Top comments
taterrtots 25
he accepted your challenge.
bballer4life895 13
Tell him to stop "picking" on you! Lol :)
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Comments (59)
football98_fml 20
wtf did i just read
Goblin182 27
Well, you basically dared him.
gigglesmg 6
Human Horn
xRezSynn 15
Thats disgusting, probably gonna get thumbs down...i dont get this
lbrown66 12
You were asking for it with a comment like that and his finger already within firing range
anniemeece 23
My boyfriend's done that. :p "I can pick you, and your nose!"
Punkyxoxo 14
ewww **** no
lifeofpie25 16
tht sucks.If hr can put it in your nose then u need to get a new one
gloooooria 14
Needs to get a new what? Nose? Because that makes total sense. Or a new BF? Oh yeah, that makes sense too. He was just playing around. It's a finger in a nose. It could be much worse. Like a wet willy. Now that's freaking SICK!
Yolandababy2 14
Don't know about you but once I'm physically hurt my instant reaction is to fight you. And your boyfriend would of got ****** up for my hurt nose lol
AtomicDiamond87 15
I'm the same way but jokingly-wise its set aside for fun. Never had a funny boyfriend before? Even if it was painful i'm sure he would make up for it. Its not like it was a whole hand up her nose lmao
Virtual_BS 13
Well, you DID provoke him...