Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky when we decide to try the old 69. One thing leads to another when her clit ring went deep into my nose, and leaving me feeling like the wrong kind of bull. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Today, my girlfriend revealed that last night she decided to 'test how asleep I was' by putting her finger up my nose as far as she could. Then in my mouth. Then in my ear. Then back in my mouth. I slept through the whole thing. FML
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
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Top comments
taterrtots 25
he accepted your challenge.
bballer4life895 13
Tell him to stop "picking" on you! Lol :)
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Comments (59)
Dilwann 27
It's okay for him to be weird like that, but the pain part is the part where I'd go 'well **** off' as well.
livelobster123 14
This is how you know if a relationship is going to last forever. I mean, he wouldn't pick anyone's nose, would he? Your nose is special, OP. Embrace it.
Inspire99 4
Isn't what you said something similar to a John Green quote...?
joyce71 5
damn that musta hurt and it was gross
MasqueradeShadow 11
Thus sounds like a normal day with my husband
cmw21c 6
I would have paid to see that
hello_world456 5
And now he's single!!!
bluequinn98 5
Oh my god my boyfriend has done that too I wanted to kill him lol
J15237 25
Um. Lose for words on that one. What the ****.