Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky when we decide to try the old 69. One thing leads to another when her clit ring went deep into my nose, and leaving me feeling like the wrong kind of bull. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Today, my girlfriend revealed that last night she decided to 'test how asleep I was' by putting her finger up my nose as far as she could. Then in my mouth. Then in my ear. Then back in my mouth. I slept through the whole thing. FML
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
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taterrtots 25
he accepted your challenge.
bballer4life895 13
Tell him to stop "picking" on you! Lol :)
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Comments (59)
Ashley868 10
I'm just wondering why you even said that in the first place.
RedPillSucks 33
She was being playful. Didn't expect a prepubescent reaction from her boyfriend.
Ray_of_midnight 23
YDI for issuing a challenge like that.
TMorejin 2
My boyfriend has actually done this. He told me he was going to pick my nose and he held my head so I couldn't move. FML
SiegeOfTheSiren 9
Hahaha! That sounds like my fiancé and I. We pick on each other all the time, and we roughhouse. OP, it's true he maybe shouldn't have jammed his finger as hard, but it's not written if he ever apologized after the fact for jamming it harder than he meant to. Besides, it's good to have someone with a sense of humor and someone you can compete with--give each other shit back and forth and can dish out what the other person can. Makes it more of an equal ground. I wouldn't have put this on FML, there are worse things happening at this moment.
NinjaBunny026 16
lol, he sounds like a "gold digger" xD
mete_orito 34
I would say "booger digger" haha
hordriss 14
Sorry, any man would take something like that as a challenge. If you have a boyfriend, you should know this. YDI.
Enslaved 38
Just wait 'til he sees your wedgie!
DaggersEdge 6
well OP deserves it because she did encourage him to do it _(._.)_/
clubcoffee 9
Was that a 'Will Grayson, Will Grayson' reference?
DWynter 11
You mean ex-boyfriend, right?
gloooooria 14
I'm sure she's not in kindergarten where a finger in a nose is like first degree murder. Give me a break.
Merylwen 24
Sure, 'cause a finger up a nose is a reason to put an end to a relationship.