Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Today, I had to sit for an hour listening to my girlfriend talk to her ex about his testicles. She laughed more during that conversation than she ever has with me. FML
Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended up talking for hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever, it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day, she called back asking what we talked about. She was too high too remember. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML
Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She answered it, and rode me while carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her father. FML
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KFPanda32 1
Hope you left that broad...
megapeyt 17
Ditch the bitch
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Comments (195)
Raayyy21 3
Hahahahahahahaha xD
cobanjo 2
**** block by her ex wtf that's weird
fj19 9
What the hell?!
HaydenClark10 7
Leave the bitch!!
HaydenClark10 7
You never know, she could still be seeing her ex and having sex with him beind your back :o
Evath 7
She's got zero respect for you. Leave her.
smittys 7
Run bro!
katerbug112768 9
Dude, sorry to say you're obviously
katerbug112768 9
Dude, sorry to say, but you're obviously just a rebound. Get outta that situation now, 'cause it ain't gettin' any better. And being the rebound sucks, I've been there. Save yourself some heartache if she's gonna pull that shit with you. Her loss.
fmlman287 0
Really? She passed up the opportunity to get it good with her current love to just make chit-chat with her FORMER lover?!? No buéno...just totally f***ed up!