Today, my front house window was smashed. A note was left, saying, "I want my cat back." I have no idea what they are talking about. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
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Top comments
Pelreskovich 11
Go find a cat and give them their damn cat back!
daisyismydog 3
A simple knock on the door would suffice...
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Comments (130)
wriptidez 0
cops
GoW_Chick 15
"Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you"
asherm 15
I hope they find their cat (because I know I was heartbroken when my little man got out and disappeared for a couple days- he came home) but totally uncalled for whoever broke your window! A simple knock on the door asking if you've seen a cat would suffice. Sorry someone was an ass to you OP
nohugs4u 8
My first thought was the cat being used as the offending weapon
Xquisite1 28
I think they are referring to the "other" type of kitty. Whose pussy did you steal OP?
nikijcchz 10
Rooofffll
krawrz4u 0
You should attach a note to a rock and throw it in another one of your windows saying I don't have your ****** cat! Let the thumbs downs roll in...
kickboxingchick 5
Did you see who it was?
Clamcreepy 7
They could've just knocked on the door politely and ask you about a cat. But Noooo they wanna get down and dirty. well I say you retaliate with vengeance and turn this cat dispute into an all out blood bath. Find the ****** who smashed your window and smash their face 9 times.
sonicgreg 12
YDI. By meow you should have figured that they weren't kitten about it any more.
everst75 3
Find out who did it and have them arrested for Vandalism, Assault, and Harassment.