Today, my front house window was smashed. A note was left, saying, "I want my cat back." I have no idea what they are talking about. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
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Top comments
Pelreskovich 11
Go find a cat and give them their damn cat back!
daisyismydog 3
A simple knock on the door would suffice...
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Comments (130)
EduJav321 24
Maybe he/she got the wrong house
loveme25 6
Obviously...
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
YOU DON'T SAY!
skyenoelle 15
Call the police. &wtf? Haha, some people are freaking weird. And this was all for a cat?!
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
No, it was for a walrus. A magical walrus with a unicorn horn.
Michael_92 20
Hahaha...idc if i get thumbed down that was the best smart ass comment of the day.
Michael_92 20
I meant that for 45 btw
xsterlingsilverx 5
They are obviously talking about wanting their cat back. Lol.
xbella 8
did you loose that pretty cat of yours (; lol jk
chili10 18
How do you loosen a cat?
xbella 8
You know what I meant asshole!
ladyLALAA 29
I thumbed you up even if you were wrong initially.
ToasterStrudelz 4
Intriguing. Perhaps a bad throwing arm is the real culprit here?
ChaosAngel17 14
Are you going to give their cat back?
RoseTintMyWorld 8
You pissed off a crazy cat lady.
maddyyghee 6
Worng house much?
ImmenseCabbage 0
"#swag" isn't gonna pay anyone's bills 10 years from now. Be happy to have the attention of someone with a future!
ImmenseCabbage 0
Bahh... Wrong FML :(
LookOnBrightSide 12
Maybe if your talking about the cat's future, you would be correct.
GoW_Chick 15
You should show up to their house with a puppy, don't know how that would help, but hey who doesn't want a adorable puppy
BarDownDaily 12
But don't throw the puppy threw the window!
BlueHue 0
But it sounds like OP doesn't know who did it... They probably just got the wrong person, or just wanted to smash a window...
TKmax 5
Surely it would be easier if they knew where they lived and your right it doesn't help
GoW_Chick 15
Well then OP can keep the puppy, they can train it to attack people who throw rocks in their window, then they might be able to figure out who the culprit was.
Avalanches 9
Throw a cat in their window with a note; Here's your cat, *******.
alaskababy907 11
Yes, because OP knows who broke his front window. Brilliant advice
alaskababy907 11
And I should add – how brutal! :( i dont like cats but that doesnt mean i'm gonna go throwing them at windows
Avalanches 9
Everyone's a critic
ladyLALAA 29
^^uncalled for. What is your problem, kid?